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Season 1 Episode 1: Muppets - Saturday Night Live
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Season 1 Episode 1: Muppets Saturday Night Live

Season 1 Episode 1: Muppets - Saturday Night Live
[ The camera pans across a deserted, rocky landscape -- craters filled with smoky, bubbling slime. ]

Announcer: Come with us now... from the bubbling tarpits to the sulfurous wasteland... from the rotting forest to the stagnant mud flats...

Ploobis: [ singing ] From the bubbling tarpits... to the sulfurous wasteland... This land was made for me! And me only! Cause I am Ploobis! King of all I survey. [ Ploobis reaches into a crater and picks up a phone receiver. ] Scred! Scred!

[ Scred enters. ]

Scred: Yes, oh high supreme mucky muck, sir!

Ploobis: Scred, I'm hungry.

Scred: Ohh... what would please your flatulence?

[ Ploobis grabs Scred by the throat. ]

Ploobis: FOOD! See, I'm hungry -- and when I get hungry, I get a headache. [ He shakes Scred by the throat a bit. ] And when I get a headache, I get, uh...

Scred: Furious?

Ploobis: No.

Scred: Angry?

Ploobis: [ shaking Scred ] NO!
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