Myspace Freestyle Mac Miller

[Verse 1]
Pathological liar
Went to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fire
Blamed it on her little brother, got him sent to juvi
Fucked her in the bathroom while her dad was watchin' movies
Reach in to my backpack for a fully loaded UZI
Started shootin' up the room he was in
That Chapelle show episode, you know, Paule Mooney was in
Told her everything would be alright
Just don't scream as I dismount
Left the crib, started searchin' for a discount
Exorcist, I need to get some help with this
Once as sweet as Welch's is, think he went insane though
Must have been the drugs in him, he love to sniff the yayo
Insane, could accompany a angel
But maybe one day I can be somebody's angel
Catalog with greatest hits
Sacred does what sacred is
And people raise their brows when you weird as Al Yankovich
I just wanna make out with groupies and play with tits
Snort H and shit, just forget what day it is
I'm eatin' Seder with Clinton and Ralf Nader
Tradin' Acres and bettin' millions against the Lakers
Spittin' out what used to be a children's favorite flavor
Sentenced to hell but I'm out on good behavior
Oh shit, got a new neighbor