Intrusive Thoughts Alex Schor (Ft. DigBar & Yuno Miles)

[Intro]
(SLAJIDI, turn me up)

[Chorus: Alex Schor]
Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turned water into pee-pee
Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese’s
Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
No makeup on? Bitch, you look like a man tonight
Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life

[Verse 1: Yuno Miles]
In Chick-fil-A with the chicken
This ain't no KFC but it’s finger-lickin'
My momma bought a house, it ain't got no kitchen
Why the fuck I'm always mopping? 'Cause I stay slippin'
I got glue on my hands, I got glue hands
Kick the fuck out a nigga like Jackie Chan
This nigga never growing up, he Peter Pan
Bitch, I feel like Goku, going Super Saiyan

[Verse 2 DigBar]
Man, I'll box a crippled nigga any day, I won't back down
At the crib butt booty naked watching SmackDown
My white friend said, "Nigg​er", he identify as black now
My dick half-black and half-white, it’s like a fat cow
My granny told me she the number one plug, so I pulled hers
Butt-naked at an NBA game, I’m watching Bulls Spurs
I got a jacket for my cock and my balls made out of wool fur
I got a PhD for swinging this cock, I went to school first