[The Year 2030]
LIVING ROOM
(Daughter and Son sitting on couch)
Future Ted: You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween, always dressing up in crazy costumes? Well, she wasn't always that way. Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween, unlike Aunt Lily.
BAR
(Present day, Marshall, Barney and Robin sit at booth; Lily enters bar and heads over to them)
Lily: Guess what came in the mail today?
(Lily sits down next to Marshall)
Marshall: Our costumes? Do they rule?
Lily: They rule. And yours is 100% wool so you won't get hypothermia like last year.
Marshall: Tarzan nipple blue.
Barney: You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as she a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse...
Lily (interrupting): Wow, we get it.
Barney: She's a slutty nurse.
Marshall: Robin, what are you doing for Halloween?
Robin: Oh, I don't know. Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy I've been seeing.
Lily: Mike? There's a Mike? You have a boyfriend? You haven't told us?
Robin: No, I mean, he's not my boyfriend. He's just this guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks.
Lily (in a sing-song voice): Boyfriend.
Marshall: So why haven't we met him?
Robin: We're not really ready to go public yet.
Barney (in a sing-song voice): Married.
Lily: How about we go about a Halloween double-date?
Robin: I don't know, we were kinda thinking about staying at home and dressing up as naked people.
Lily: Come on, Robin, trot our your new fella. Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back. It'll be fun.
(Marshall looks over to see Ted approaching)
LIVING ROOM
(Daughter and Son sitting on couch)
Future Ted: You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween, always dressing up in crazy costumes? Well, she wasn't always that way. Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween, unlike Aunt Lily.
BAR
(Present day, Marshall, Barney and Robin sit at booth; Lily enters bar and heads over to them)
Lily: Guess what came in the mail today?
(Lily sits down next to Marshall)
Marshall: Our costumes? Do they rule?
Lily: They rule. And yours is 100% wool so you won't get hypothermia like last year.
Marshall: Tarzan nipple blue.
Barney: You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as she a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse...
Lily (interrupting): Wow, we get it.
Barney: She's a slutty nurse.
Marshall: Robin, what are you doing for Halloween?
Robin: Oh, I don't know. Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy I've been seeing.
Lily: Mike? There's a Mike? You have a boyfriend? You haven't told us?
Robin: No, I mean, he's not my boyfriend. He's just this guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks.
Lily (in a sing-song voice): Boyfriend.
Marshall: So why haven't we met him?
Robin: We're not really ready to go public yet.
Barney (in a sing-song voice): Married.
Lily: How about we go about a Halloween double-date?
Robin: I don't know, we were kinda thinking about staying at home and dressing up as naked people.
Lily: Come on, Robin, trot our your new fella. Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back. It'll be fun.
(Marshall looks over to see Ted approaching)
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