The Dark Knight is Confused The Key of Awesome

[Intro: Jim and James Gordon, Jr.]
Batman! Why's he running, Dad?
Because we have to chase him
Why?
Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the Dark Knight
I don't get it
Neither do I, son, but it sounds cool

[Verse 1: Batman]
As I ride on my bike at the end of Dark Knight
There's a few plot points that just don't feel right
Like, why the hell did I agree to take the rap?
Harvey Dent killed those people, who gives a crap?
And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner
He must write it down in an evil day planner
His henchmen are psycho and expendable
Yet somehow completely dependable
And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me?
He seemed to resign kind of randomly
It's okay to build me an armored tank car
But, oh, tapping phones, that's going too far

[Chorus: Batman]
This movie of my life just doesn't hold together
At least beats the crap out of, Batman Forever
I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense
Is it too much to ask that it all makes sense?