New Year’s Eve Andrew Lloyd Webber (Ft. Alan Campbell, George Hearn & Glenn Close)

[JOE, spoken]
Max, you've pulled the stops out

(sung)
It looks like Gala Night aboard the S.S. Titanic
Will we play spot the actor
As if we're visiting a gallery of waxworks?

[MAX]
Would you rather I mix for you a dry martini
Or shall I open the champagne

[JOE]
Max, don't be evasive
Who's she invited to the ball?

[MAX]
Madame herself made every call

[NORMA, spoken]
Here. Happy New Year

[JOE, spoken]
Norma, I can't take this

[NORMA, spoken]
Oh, shut up. Open it. Read what it says