Charlie Wants An Abortion It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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EXT BASEBALL COURT
The intro: 11:45 AM. On a Tuesday. Philadelphia, PA.
Mac and Dennis are playing basketball
DENNIS: No, dude. It's not It's not a question of individual style. It's about having some taste.
MAC: You're attacking my ability to express myself, dude.
DENNIS: How am I attacking your ability to... I just don't get it.
MAC: (points at his shirt) What's not to get? "Come to Philly for the crack." It has a picture of the Liberty Bell on it. It's funny and original.
DENNIS: Yeah, but... It's not fun... How is it funny and original? Every asshole on South Street's wearing a T-shirt with an ironic slogan on it.
MAC: Well, excuse me if all my T-shirts don't have a little guy playing polo on the lapel.
DENNIS: You cut the sleeves off of all your T-shirts. What, so you can show off your tats? Those are really original, dude.
MAC: They're tribal.
DENNIS: Oh, they're trib... I'm sorry. What tribe are you from? - What? Is it, like, an Indian tribe or
Charlie walks up to 'em
The intro: 11:45 AM. On a Tuesday. Philadelphia, PA.
Mac and Dennis are playing basketball
DENNIS: No, dude. It's not It's not a question of individual style. It's about having some taste.
MAC: You're attacking my ability to express myself, dude.
DENNIS: How am I attacking your ability to... I just don't get it.
MAC: (points at his shirt) What's not to get? "Come to Philly for the crack." It has a picture of the Liberty Bell on it. It's funny and original.
DENNIS: Yeah, but... It's not fun... How is it funny and original? Every asshole on South Street's wearing a T-shirt with an ironic slogan on it.
MAC: Well, excuse me if all my T-shirts don't have a little guy playing polo on the lapel.
DENNIS: You cut the sleeves off of all your T-shirts. What, so you can show off your tats? Those are really original, dude.
MAC: They're tribal.
DENNIS: Oh, they're trib... I'm sorry. What tribe are you from? - What? Is it, like, an Indian tribe or
Charlie walks up to 'em
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