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Charlie Wants An Abortion - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Charlie Wants An Abortion It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Charlie Wants An Abortion - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
EXT BASEBALL COURT

The intro: 11:45 AM. On a Tuesday. Philadelphia, PA.

Mac and Dennis are playing basketball

DENNIS: No, dude. It's not It's not a question of individual style. It's about having some taste.

MAC: You're attacking my ability to express myself, dude.

DENNIS: How am I attacking your ability to... I just don't get it.

MAC: (points at his shirt) What's not to get? "Come to Philly for the crack." It has a picture of the Liberty Bell on it. It's funny and original.

DENNIS: Yeah, but... It's not fun... How is it funny and original? Every asshole on South Street's wearing a T-shirt with an ironic slogan on it.

MAC: Well, excuse me if all my T-shirts don't have a little guy playing polo on the lapel.

DENNIS: You cut the sleeves off of all your T-shirts. What, so you can show off your tats? Those are really original, dude.

MAC: They're tribal.

DENNIS: Oh, they're trib... I'm sorry. What tribe are you from? - What? Is it, like, an Indian tribe or

Charlie walks up to 'em
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