The episode opens to Stan Pines out in the front yard with some tourists.
Stan For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery." When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!
The crowd mutters several positive things about the trick's credibility and Stan's character. Stan smiles at his gain.
Cuts to Dipper, Mabel, and Soos watching television.
TV Narrator The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.
Dipper, Mabel, and Soos start cheering and Dipper says that the tiger's a hero. On TV, the tiger punches itself.
TV Narrator Tiger Fist!! ...will return after these messages.
Soos Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
Bud Gleeful (Voice-over:) Are you completely miserable?
Actor (While crying:) YES!
Bud (Voice-over:) Then you need to meet (In a whisper:) Gideon.
Dipper Gideon?
Mabel What makes him so special?
Bud (Voice-over:) He's a psychic.
Mabel Aroo?
Bud Gleeful (Voice-over:) So don't waste your time with other so-called "man of mystery."
The screen shows a clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse and is stamped with the word "FRAUD."
Bud Gleeful (Voice-over:) Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. (Speeding through subtext for commercial:) Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.
Mabel Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!
Stan (Walks in) Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.
Cut to Grunkle Stan driving in a parking lot. He spots an open parking spot and attempts to back in, but Gideon's tour bus pulls in first.
Stan (Makes a fist) Gideon!
Cut back to present.
Mabel Well, is he really psychic?
Dipper I think we should go and find out.
Stan Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!
Dipper Do tents have roofs?
Mabel I think we just found our loop hole... literally! (Holds up a string with a loop in it) Mwop mwop!
Cut back to TV.
Bud (Voice-over:) So come down soon, folks. Gideon is expecting you.
Cut to theme song.
Cut to a crowd entering the Tent of Telepathy. Bud Gleeful stands at the entrance with a sack.
Bud Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack.
Crowd mutters several positive things about the sack's credibility.
Dipper Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Soos.
Dipper points to a maintenance worker who looks very similar to Soos, named Deuce. Soos glares at the lookalike while munching an empanada.
Mabel It's starting! It's starting!
Dipper Let's see what this monster looks like.
Curtains open and Gideon appears on the stage.
Gideon Hello America! My name is Li'l Gideon.
Gideon claps and doves fly out of his hair. The crowd cheers.
Dipper That's Stan's mortal enemy?
Mabel But he's so wittle!
Gideon Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! ...Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict that you will soon all say, "aw."
Gideon makes a cute pose and the crowd says "aw." Cut to Dipper and Mabel in the audience.
Mabel (In awe:) It came true.
Dipper What? I'm not impressed.
Mabel You're impressed!
Cut back to Gideon on the stage.
Gideon Hit it, Dad!
Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano and Gideon starts singing a song.
Gideon (Singing:) Oh, I can see, what others can't see
It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined
And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!
Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!
Stan For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery." When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!
The crowd mutters several positive things about the trick's credibility and Stan's character. Stan smiles at his gain.
Cuts to Dipper, Mabel, and Soos watching television.
TV Narrator The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.
Dipper, Mabel, and Soos start cheering and Dipper says that the tiger's a hero. On TV, the tiger punches itself.
TV Narrator Tiger Fist!! ...will return after these messages.
Soos Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
Bud Gleeful (Voice-over:) Are you completely miserable?
Actor (While crying:) YES!
Bud (Voice-over:) Then you need to meet (In a whisper:) Gideon.
Dipper Gideon?
Mabel What makes him so special?
Bud (Voice-over:) He's a psychic.
Mabel Aroo?
Bud Gleeful (Voice-over:) So don't waste your time with other so-called "man of mystery."
The screen shows a clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse and is stamped with the word "FRAUD."
Bud Gleeful (Voice-over:) Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. (Speeding through subtext for commercial:) Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.
Mabel Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!
Stan (Walks in) Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.
Cut to Grunkle Stan driving in a parking lot. He spots an open parking spot and attempts to back in, but Gideon's tour bus pulls in first.
Stan (Makes a fist) Gideon!
Cut back to present.
Mabel Well, is he really psychic?
Dipper I think we should go and find out.
Stan Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!
Dipper Do tents have roofs?
Mabel I think we just found our loop hole... literally! (Holds up a string with a loop in it) Mwop mwop!
Cut back to TV.
Bud (Voice-over:) So come down soon, folks. Gideon is expecting you.
Cut to theme song.
Cut to a crowd entering the Tent of Telepathy. Bud Gleeful stands at the entrance with a sack.
Bud Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack.
Crowd mutters several positive things about the sack's credibility.
Dipper Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Soos.
Dipper points to a maintenance worker who looks very similar to Soos, named Deuce. Soos glares at the lookalike while munching an empanada.
Mabel It's starting! It's starting!
Dipper Let's see what this monster looks like.
Curtains open and Gideon appears on the stage.
Gideon Hello America! My name is Li'l Gideon.
Gideon claps and doves fly out of his hair. The crowd cheers.
Dipper That's Stan's mortal enemy?
Mabel But he's so wittle!
Gideon Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! ...Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict that you will soon all say, "aw."
Gideon makes a cute pose and the crowd says "aw." Cut to Dipper and Mabel in the audience.
Mabel (In awe:) It came true.
Dipper What? I'm not impressed.
Mabel You're impressed!
Cut back to Gideon on the stage.
Gideon Hit it, Dad!
Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano and Gideon starts singing a song.
Gideon (Singing:) Oh, I can see, what others can't see
It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined
And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!
Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!
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