Sister Mary Elephant Cheech & Chong (Ft. Tommy Chong)

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[Teacher]
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class?! Shut up! Thank you
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, at least fingerpaintings, and desk club she's making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant
Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you
Now class, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are
Class? Class!? SHUT UP!!!!!

[Tommy Chong]
Far out, man!

[Teacher]
Thank you
Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class?
Class? Class?! Cla- shut up! Thank you
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay

[Student]
Who me?

[Teacher]
Yes. Read your essay, please!

[Student]
Uh, I don't have it finished yet

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