Living Room Scene.
Huey: Here's something black people have know for a couple hundred years, niggas are crazy. Now black people don't like to talk about crazy niggas in public because white people may be listening, but I'm afraid the secret might be out.
TV: Former singer Whitney Houston appeared in court along side husband Bobby Brown, who's facing battery charges for allegedly beating his once respectable wife.
Whitney Houston: Hell to the naw Bobby don't hit me see, we have this TV show, eh-eh and is our TV show, and I was tryna get a lil bit more time on it and
Bobby Brown: It's my show bitch! [Hits her].
Grandad: You know, I think they're on drugs. Let's see what's on BET.
Oh, Lordy-Lord. Oh, shake it to the right. Mm. Shake it, shake it, shake. You boys cover your eyes. Shake, shake, shake. They move them butt cheeks: Gotta to leave something to the imagination. That's just showin' too much booty.
[Changes Channel]
Tv: And on our "Talking Points" this evening, it seems like the hip-hop community is trading in their gold chains for gold showers. Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week for sharing some of his liquid bling with yet another underage girl. Some advice for Mr.
Kelly: Next time, use a golden shower curtain and keep your golden showers to yourself.
Grandad: What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me. What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower. One, I like gold. Two, I like showers. Put it together, hey, that sound like the life.
Riley: Hoo! If you're good, Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas.
Grandad: Christmas? My man Santa!
Riley: Granddad, can you take us into the city tomorrow to watch the R. Kelly trial?
Huey: Here's something black people have know for a couple hundred years, niggas are crazy. Now black people don't like to talk about crazy niggas in public because white people may be listening, but I'm afraid the secret might be out.
TV: Former singer Whitney Houston appeared in court along side husband Bobby Brown, who's facing battery charges for allegedly beating his once respectable wife.
Whitney Houston: Hell to the naw Bobby don't hit me see, we have this TV show, eh-eh and is our TV show, and I was tryna get a lil bit more time on it and
Bobby Brown: It's my show bitch! [Hits her].
Grandad: You know, I think they're on drugs. Let's see what's on BET.
Oh, Lordy-Lord. Oh, shake it to the right. Mm. Shake it, shake it, shake. You boys cover your eyes. Shake, shake, shake. They move them butt cheeks: Gotta to leave something to the imagination. That's just showin' too much booty.
[Changes Channel]
Tv: And on our "Talking Points" this evening, it seems like the hip-hop community is trading in their gold chains for gold showers. Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week for sharing some of his liquid bling with yet another underage girl. Some advice for Mr.
Kelly: Next time, use a golden shower curtain and keep your golden showers to yourself.
Grandad: What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me. What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower. One, I like gold. Two, I like showers. Put it together, hey, that sound like the life.
Riley: Hoo! If you're good, Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas.
Grandad: Christmas? My man Santa!
Riley: Granddad, can you take us into the city tomorrow to watch the R. Kelly trial?
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