[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"What's this? 'For sale: Authentic cursed ding ding doll. This is the real deal, people.' The seller is a... 'Ecuadorian father mourning the loss of young son.' Heh heh, heh heh. Fuck yeah! 'Send $66.50 to the Yum Yum Fun Corp.' Like it's really cursed. 'No refunds available.' Of course, like it's not fake. Fuck it. I'm gettin' it!"
[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I feel the cloth that wraps all across my face
It goes all around my body, tied tight with lace
I'm packaged in darkness, but in what am I encased?
Is it a coffin or a gift box in which I'm placed?
Just then, swiftly, I feel myself lift
And hear thе voice of my owner: I'm openin' this shit
What kid would wanna play with a ding ding doll
Fеaturin' the human hair of an actual dead child?
I'm sure, ha ha ha ha! One thing's known
He found me on the dark web and shipped me home
I'm hexed with a rare type of ancient Ecuadorian witchcraft
On a dead kid's behalf
Jimmy don't believe I'm real, but that's alright
He don't seem very bright, he's probably dyin' tonight
He pulled me outta the wrap, the air felt good
And now he's readin' the tag stitched to my foot
[Pre-Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Beware, parents: Through this doll, the loss of our beloved child, Toby, is your child's gain
But should they pull his string and hear him sing, then you, too, will feel our pain."
I'm pullin' it!
"What's this? 'For sale: Authentic cursed ding ding doll. This is the real deal, people.' The seller is a... 'Ecuadorian father mourning the loss of young son.' Heh heh, heh heh. Fuck yeah! 'Send $66.50 to the Yum Yum Fun Corp.' Like it's really cursed. 'No refunds available.' Of course, like it's not fake. Fuck it. I'm gettin' it!"
[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I feel the cloth that wraps all across my face
It goes all around my body, tied tight with lace
I'm packaged in darkness, but in what am I encased?
Is it a coffin or a gift box in which I'm placed?
Just then, swiftly, I feel myself lift
And hear thе voice of my owner: I'm openin' this shit
What kid would wanna play with a ding ding doll
Fеaturin' the human hair of an actual dead child?
I'm sure, ha ha ha ha! One thing's known
He found me on the dark web and shipped me home
I'm hexed with a rare type of ancient Ecuadorian witchcraft
On a dead kid's behalf
Jimmy don't believe I'm real, but that's alright
He don't seem very bright, he's probably dyin' tonight
He pulled me outta the wrap, the air felt good
And now he's readin' the tag stitched to my foot
[Pre-Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Beware, parents: Through this doll, the loss of our beloved child, Toby, is your child's gain
But should they pull his string and hear him sing, then you, too, will feel our pain."
I'm pullin' it!
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