[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MICHAEL JORDAN!
VERSUS!
MUHAMMAD ALI!
BEGIN!
[Michael Jordan]
Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen!
You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
I choke a dope with his own jump rope!
You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke!
Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!
[Muhammad Ali]
Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin
You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman
Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
Your whole basketball career turned whack
When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black!
You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
Ooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast
I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family
But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MICHAEL JORDAN!
VERSUS!
MUHAMMAD ALI!
BEGIN!
[Michael Jordan]
Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen!
You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
I choke a dope with his own jump rope!
You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke!
Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!
[Muhammad Ali]
Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin
You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman
Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
Your whole basketball career turned whack
When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black!
You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
Ooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast
I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family
But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!
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