Marriage Jewish Style Ruth Wallis

Mama always said marry a nice Jewish boy
Being a nice Jewish girl I obeyed
So now for all the nice Jewish boys
I'd like to sing a nice Jewish serenade

You take yourself a lovely little Jewish bride
So your mama and your papa will be satisfied
Then you keep a little shiksa on the side
That's marriage Jewish style

You buy your wife a lovely yellow Cadillac
Get her a steady maid so she can just relax
While you keep the shiksa busy on her back
That's marriage Jewish style

You go down to Miami
Every winter for a spree
You go down there in March
You send your wife in January

You feel so good because two gals belong to you
You treat them both the same for what else can you do
You get your wife a new nose and the shiksa too
That's marriage Jewish style

Your wife joins the Hadassah
She leads a busy life
So you spend all your time with the shiksa
'Cause you figure why bother your wife