Birthday Card Example

[Verse 1]
I was on my last warning from Mrs. Example
Clean up my act, stop being an asshole
Didn't help my debacle
I'd just woken up from an all day, all night, filthy bar crawl
Something quite bate about today's date
It was hard to locate, I'd drunk too much Pernod
Took another swipe with my Mach 3 Turbo
Then it hit me like a raging inferno

[Hook]
I don't believe it, I
Forgot her bloody birthday card
She won't be a happy girl
Forgot her bloody birthday card
She gonna scream and yell
Forgot her bloody birthday card
She'll leave me man, she might as well
Forgot her bloody birthday card

[Verse 2]
I try to keep things relative
Never give edicts to myself if I can
But I can only think negative
Used to tell her shit like I'd lost my pen
Now there's a chance that I'll never see her face again
So I walk a fine line, but it's not the end
See, I bought her a voucher for H&M
She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part
And if it don't work, pour out my heart