College Humor Pt. II ​mike. (Mike Stud)

[Verse 1]
Look
I found Julie and I fucked her
I broke the rubber so I went across the hall and stole one from her brother
I put her ass to sleep then I went and found her mother
Didn't hit it, but I got a couple kisses and her number
Man, I'm really just a douchebag
And if you've been listening from the beginning, you should've fucking knew that
It's Mike Stud Homie
Are you sick of me?
I'm winning
Only thing I've ever lost is my dignity
Giggity, I'm sick in the head, give me a remedy
I get a lot of brain, every night is an epiphany
I'm young and gettin it, music was a good call
White boy killin it, bitch I'm Johnny Football
Kickoff, it's game time, now they all listening
I'm tired but I'm still the fuckin man like Michelin
No sleep, I'd rather sip and get buzzed
And just mellow out like a fucking Knicks sub, yessuh

[Hook]
I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But I don't really mean a damn thing
I just wanna go home and fuck them
So I
I'm just tryna have fun [3x]
Sorry girl, I'm just tryna have fun