[Verse 1]
My first crush on an Irish girl
I was ten years old
And her name was Elaine
Little redhead girl
Well, she looked like you
But if you were ten
Which you're clearly not
Not that you look old
But you get my—
I'll just stop now
[Verse 2]
Okay, wait, 'cause I had a point
No, I swear I did
Well, I think I did
Which is, all my life
Or since I was ten
I have had a yen
For an Irish lass
Because God knows why
Like the ancient curse of the shiksa queens
Do I talk too much?
[Verse 3]
Which is not to say
That I'd want Elaine
Who turned out to be
When I last checked in
A Republican
And a parapsychologist
My first crush on an Irish girl
I was ten years old
And her name was Elaine
Little redhead girl
Well, she looked like you
But if you were ten
Which you're clearly not
Not that you look old
But you get my—
I'll just stop now
[Verse 2]
Okay, wait, 'cause I had a point
No, I swear I did
Well, I think I did
Which is, all my life
Or since I was ten
I have had a yen
For an Irish lass
Because God knows why
Like the ancient curse of the shiksa queens
Do I talk too much?
[Verse 3]
Which is not to say
That I'd want Elaine
Who turned out to be
When I last checked in
A Republican
And a parapsychologist
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