Tig Ol’ Bitties Your Favorite Martian

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
It was the first day back to school
Cuttin' up in class
Actin' like a tool
Friends were rollin' in
We started talkin' about the summer
Deejay saw "Twilight"
Bummer!
I spoke up, and I asked my friends
"Are there any new girls? 9′s or 10′s?
Hoping a few hotties had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties
I can't believe my eyes
In a contest, they'd win first prize
Double D, guarantee I was checking their size
It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise
Or Earth and Mars having some fun
Wait, I take that back, it's like two of the sun!
But at this point I let my mind run
And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties

[Hook]
(Tig ol' bitties) Mt. Fuji brought its twin
(Tig ol' bitties) Two melons in a shirt
(Tig ol' bitties) (Tig ol' bitties) I put books in my lap
(Tig ol' bitties) Head bobbing as she walks
(Tig ol' bitties) Oh my god!
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