[Robotic voice #1]
Hi Andrew and Ben. This is Matthew Dear
Hi Matthew
I want to remix your album
OK, go ahead
[Robotic voice #2]
Pause for response
I said, are you ready, to, continue, having a good time?
Pause for response
Excellent. I was hoping you would say that
[Robotic voice #1]
Seriously, can you imagine where this intro would be if you had answered otherwise?
[Robotic voice #2]
While I may sound present, I am in fact not. I am not here. I am a distant glitch, in a browser. Just a bunch of zeroes and ones
[Robotic voice #1]
Wow. Pause for sadness
This introduction has gone completely sideways. I guess I will let you get back to the dancing
[Robotic voice #2]
Prepare to hear some really really really really really really really really really really really really good music. And remember, as always, no photos, dancing, requests, autographs, dancing, requests, trainspotting, talking, laughing, coughing, sneezing, excessive looking, [Extremely loud noise]-ing, proliferating, chafing, incubating, meditating, commentating...
Hi Andrew and Ben. This is Matthew Dear
Hi Matthew
I want to remix your album
OK, go ahead
[Robotic voice #2]
Pause for response
I said, are you ready, to, continue, having a good time?
Pause for response
Excellent. I was hoping you would say that
[Robotic voice #1]
Seriously, can you imagine where this intro would be if you had answered otherwise?
[Robotic voice #2]
While I may sound present, I am in fact not. I am not here. I am a distant glitch, in a browser. Just a bunch of zeroes and ones
[Robotic voice #1]
Wow. Pause for sadness
This introduction has gone completely sideways. I guess I will let you get back to the dancing
[Robotic voice #2]
Prepare to hear some really really really really really really really really really really really really good music. And remember, as always, no photos, dancing, requests, autographs, dancing, requests, trainspotting, talking, laughing, coughing, sneezing, excessive looking, [Extremely loud noise]-ing, proliferating, chafing, incubating, meditating, commentating...
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