Everyday’s Forecast Gym Class Heroes

[Rainfall, drums]

[Verse 1]
You think you know, but you have no idea
This the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia
Now here's another broken link for anyone who thinks my life's together
I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather
God placed a permanent dark cloud above my head
But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella
Thank ya fella, how considerate
I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates
Today's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain
So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly
And, flash a devilish grin
That'll make the most masculine of men skeptical of his existence
And when the rain begins, I'll take a seat to retire
And admire the spectacle from a distance
For instance, there was this cat the other day
Shooting me ice grills, but when I looked he looked the other way
Now any other day I wouldn't let this type of shit bother me
Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy
So, finally I stepped to him, kindly disrespected him
Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him
He broke down in tears talkin 'bout how God neglected him

[Hook]
Make this rain go away
Things would be much better, I swear, I swear
If that sun, can come out today
Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile