[Verse 1]
I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around, I feel my heartbeat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon, Ninja Brian, pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
Fuck that! Woo!
[Chorus]
Let's hit the road, I was so close to
Personal growth, so California, here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun
[Verse 2]
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had 'em screaming for Baltimore
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We're only halfway through day four
I gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot purée on Santa Fe
I gave some Penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard, they felt it in L.A
Take that! Yeah!
I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around, I feel my heartbeat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon, Ninja Brian, pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
Fuck that! Woo!
[Chorus]
Let's hit the road, I was so close to
Personal growth, so California, here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun
[Verse 2]
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had 'em screaming for Baltimore
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We're only halfway through day four
I gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot purée on Santa Fe
I gave some Penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard, they felt it in L.A
Take that! Yeah!
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