Dustin Hoffman’s Children Enter the Bathroom ​of Montreal

[Verse 1]
I am age four and Uncle Anders and baby
Wear me like a winter coat when you’re the worst weather
Rally ‘round Richard, quite a handful
He’s a mad apple first and foremost

[Verse 2]
My family is my island
I better get down
Thinking the plane into the ground
I’m like that guy who couldn’t figure out
The water from the sky

[Chorus]
A fat voice, a mind adrift
Fit for a comfortable smile

[Verse 3]
Baby Washington pulled over
Eat a mossed melon
He knows a slow roller
But he’s doing the green apple quick step
Anders in kurrajongs passed thе bridge
Oh, Richard’s taking in the scenеs
He’s a horny little salad