I Could See the Dude Spoon

I could see your words hang in the air
But they did not spell out what I thought that I heard
I could see the dude in your next room by himself
So I took one look around, walked back out

Now, the snot has caked into my pants
It's a good bet that it will soon turn to crystal form
Uh huh, yeah, so take it off and take it off again
As the crackers watch you take it off again