It’s Been Three Weeks Laurence O'Keefe & Kevin Murphy (Ft. Alice Lee, Barrett Wilbert Weed, Elle McLemore, Evan Todd, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Jon Eidson & Katie Ladner)

[VERONICA, spoken]
Dear Diary: It’s been three weeks since I became friends with the Heathers. "Friends" isn’t the right word, exactly. It’s more like the Heathers are people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.

[MARTHA, spoken]
Hey, Veronica.

[VERONICA, spoken]
Hey.

[MARTHA, spoken]
You really look beautiful these days.

[VERONICA, spoken]
Yeah, well, it’s still the same me underneath.

[MARTHA, spoken]
Are you sure?

[VERONICA, spoken]
Look, I’m sorry I flaked on movie night last week. I’ve had a lot going on...

[MARTHA, spoken]
It’s fine. You’re with the Heathers now. It’s exciting.

[VERONICA, spoken]
It’s whatever. But we’ll hang soon, I promise.