The Lottery Song The Ziggens

If I win the lottery
I’d leave my wife immediately
I’d drop my kids at the neighbor’s house
And they could all say “what a big fat louse!”

I don’t have to share with anyone
I even got the bonus number 21
The only problem is the crummy rules
Well, some of it goes to our public schools

Well, I just won the lottery
And people say money it don’t grow on trees
Well, come to my backyard, brother, and rake my leaves
But don’t be greedy, win your own lottery

Well, I just won the lottery
And people say money it don’t grow on trees
Well, everything’s changed real drastically
Cuz everybody’s being real nice to me

Well, now it’s the year 2023
And they’re bringing that final check because I won the lottery
Well, I’m afraid it doesn’t mean that much to me
Cuz I died in 1993

Well, I just won the lottery
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Well, I just won the lottery
Well, don’t you wish that you was me