Romeo and Juliet Mickey Avalon

It's Mickey Avalon here, leading lambs to water (ha)
With a little diddy about sliding out the back
When your lover just won't let you be
Haha, you know about that

[Verse 1]
Yo, my woman weeps when I walk out the door
And hop in my caddy towards the liquor store
'Cause she knows I won't be home for days
With hookers in hotel rooms and cocaine

Avalon's gone and he might not make it back
"That cat's crazy!" "I hear he smokes crack"
Life's been a haze since I flunked fourth grade
'Cause I couldn't keep my nose away from spray paint

So now these days I've been getting headaches
When my birth monster overcooks my steak
I take it personal when the moans are fake
Ready to murder fools when she comes home late

The dial tone leaves a lump in my throat
When she screams like a psycho then hangs up the phone
We used to be a happy pair when we first met
But now her other lover's sending me death threats