Heffalumps And Woozles Information Society

[Intro]
And now, everybody to the dance floor
Ya-hoo-y

[Verse 1]
A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel
A Heffalump or Woozle is very sly
They come in ones and twosels
But if they so choosels
Before your eyes, you’ll see them multiply
They’re extra-ordinary, so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
If honey is what you covet, you'll find that they love it
Because they’ll guzzle up the thing you prize

[Chorus 1]
They're black, they’re brown, they’re up and down
They’re in, they’re out, they’re all about
They’re far, they’re near, they’re gone, they’re here
They're quick and slick
They’re insincere
Beware, beware, be a very wary bear

[Chorus 2]
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