[Skit]
"If there's a war, I'll sleep with you before I get killed. That's what maidens do in books, and I'm a maiden"
"Now you do carry on about your virginity - virginity's lovely! You can lose it riding a bicycle."
"I never knew that. I must be careful-- I'm going to get a bicycle in London."
[Verse 1]
Well, we've been going together
Since the eighth of November
And though it seems like forever
I very clearly remember
You told me on our first date
What you'd do on my birthday
Well hooray it's my birthday!
And frankly, baby, I can't wait
[Chorus]
I don't want to die a virgin
I don't want to die a virgin
[Verse 2]
The other day I discovered
A magazine of my brothers
I read it under the covers
It got me all hot and bothered
Now every time that I see you
Your uniform becomes see-through
You don't know how much I need you
The 'Handy Andy's' I've been through
"If there's a war, I'll sleep with you before I get killed. That's what maidens do in books, and I'm a maiden"
"Now you do carry on about your virginity - virginity's lovely! You can lose it riding a bicycle."
"I never knew that. I must be careful-- I'm going to get a bicycle in London."
[Verse 1]
Well, we've been going together
Since the eighth of November
And though it seems like forever
I very clearly remember
You told me on our first date
What you'd do on my birthday
Well hooray it's my birthday!
And frankly, baby, I can't wait
[Chorus]
I don't want to die a virgin
I don't want to die a virgin
[Verse 2]
The other day I discovered
A magazine of my brothers
I read it under the covers
It got me all hot and bothered
Now every time that I see you
Your uniform becomes see-through
You don't know how much I need you
The 'Handy Andy's' I've been through
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