[Intro]
Well, well... such dedication to your work. I think you've earned yourself a break.
Now come here...SO I CAN BREAK YOU.
[Verse 1]
See that planet of happy workers? It's the talent pool of all precious life
Each man hoped for a new tomorrow after centuries of great pain and strife
Yet these fresh-hired happy workers, those who laid claim to land of mammals' pride
They're but ghosts of a den of sorrow, therefore, this department must be downsized!
I know they're lovely, happy workers fetching eggs for upward mobility
Making hay for a hairy enterprise; the future's bright, furry and fuzzy!
Loath as I am for happy workers to face disappointment from management
As per contract, you've unionized, so I'm afraid I must end your employment
This behavior does not comply
With our values, therefore I
Must issue you the pink slip
As the Fuzzy Ooze begins to drip
I'll boil the ocean in the fur
To make things good as they once were
So watch this fifty-thousand-foot view
As you're born anew!
[Interlude 1]
ROARRRR!
You're not clockin' out that easily.
WRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
Well, well... such dedication to your work. I think you've earned yourself a break.
Now come here...SO I CAN BREAK YOU.
[Verse 1]
See that planet of happy workers? It's the talent pool of all precious life
Each man hoped for a new tomorrow after centuries of great pain and strife
Yet these fresh-hired happy workers, those who laid claim to land of mammals' pride
They're but ghosts of a den of sorrow, therefore, this department must be downsized!
I know they're lovely, happy workers fetching eggs for upward mobility
Making hay for a hairy enterprise; the future's bright, furry and fuzzy!
Loath as I am for happy workers to face disappointment from management
As per contract, you've unionized, so I'm afraid I must end your employment
This behavior does not comply
With our values, therefore I
Must issue you the pink slip
As the Fuzzy Ooze begins to drip
I'll boil the ocean in the fur
To make things good as they once were
So watch this fifty-thousand-foot view
As you're born anew!
[Interlude 1]
ROARRRR!
You're not clockin' out that easily.
WRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
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