The Ultimate Orgy Patrick Smythe

[Verse 1]
Old Godzilla was fuckin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile
Before they could make it back to Aaron's love shack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a nine-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face

[Chorus]
This is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality
Good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality

[Verse 2]
Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
And then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' thirteen-inch dick
Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine
With Optimus Prime, and they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum