Shirley Needs A Dildo The Queers

She's always sour, obnoxious, and rude
She always treats me with opprobrium, too
Never stops the bitching, and it ruins my day
I wish she'd take her attitude and go dissipate

It's quite plain for all to see
That I'm not her cup of tea
Everything has always gotta be her way
Well, this is all I wanna say

Shirley needs, Shirley needs
Shirley needs a big fat dildo
Shirley needs, Shirley needs
Shirley needs a big fat dildo
Shirley needs, Shirley needs
Shirley needs a big fat dildo
Stuffed right up her ass
Stuffed right up her ass

Shirley
(Oh, oh, Shirley)
Oh, oh, Shirley
(Oh, oh, Shirley)
Oh, oh, Shirley
(Oh, oh, Shirley)
Oh, oh, Shirley
(Oh, oh, Shirley)