EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BABE RUTH!
VS
LANCE ARMSTRONG!
BEGIN!
[Lance Armstrong]
Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression
I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession
I admit it, I did what I had to do to win!
I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin!
With your drinking and smoking and choking down food
I know French dudes with better manners than you!
So swing, batter batter, show me what a fatter rapper can do,
I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you!
[Babe Ruth]
You lived strong, beat cancer, congratulations!
Now I'll drop your ass faster than your own foundation
Third base with an Olsen twin, that's the sin, face it!
She's just a little girl, what'd you give her, a bracelet?
Whole nation knows you ride too tight in the crotch!
You're as boring as your Tour de France is to watch
So come on, little buddy, don't look so pissed!
With all that blood and attitude, you're like a menstrual cyclist!
BABE RUTH!
VS
LANCE ARMSTRONG!
BEGIN!
[Lance Armstrong]
Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression
I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession
I admit it, I did what I had to do to win!
I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin!
With your drinking and smoking and choking down food
I know French dudes with better manners than you!
So swing, batter batter, show me what a fatter rapper can do,
I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you!
[Babe Ruth]
You lived strong, beat cancer, congratulations!
Now I'll drop your ass faster than your own foundation
Third base with an Olsen twin, that's the sin, face it!
She's just a little girl, what'd you give her, a bracelet?
Whole nation knows you ride too tight in the crotch!
You're as boring as your Tour de France is to watch
So come on, little buddy, don't look so pissed!
With all that blood and attitude, you're like a menstrual cyclist!
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