Short Arms Y&T

[Spoken]
Ha-ha. Let me tell you 'bout this guy. I met this man the other day. I mean, cheap is cheap but this guy gave a new meaning to the word. Kind of reminds me of manager of Y&T, you know? Stop cash flow and the music be ringing. I gots to tell you about this man. I'll put it in my own words for you. This is how it went:

I wanted dinner and you give the tip
He had twenty-seven cents and a chewed toothpick
Got a picture in his wallet of Ebenezer Scrooge, yeah
I said, "Old Ebenezer ain't got nothing on you."

PRE-CHORUS
Well, hе talks real loud but his money nevеr makes a sound
When the chips lay down he's lost in the crowd, can't be found

CHORUS
He's got short arms and deep pockets
A penny-pincher in the first degree
Short arms and deep pockets
In other words, you can say he was cheap

Took him to a party, first class uptown
Stuffing all his pockets every time I turn around

PRE-CHORUS:
Well, he talks real loud but his money never makes a sound
Well, when the chips lay down he's lost in the crowd, can't be found

CHORUS
He's got short arms and deep pockets
A penny-pincher in the first degree
Short arms and deep pockets
In other words, you can say he was cheap