Waiting to Die Mickey Avalon

(We are going to have open sexual intercourse on every street corner of America)

[Hook]
Looking out the window and I can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die

I kick twice the shit as any German sheisse flick
I'll sperm on your perm, leave cigarette burns on your tits
It's Mickey Avalon all up in your prom
Pissing in the fruit punch with a baby blue tuxedo on

The dopest rapper this century
I sodomized your father in a federal penitentiary
And on the day I got out
I went to your mother's house and slept on the couch

A street walker selling cock for rock
At the flea market trying to hock my watch
I stay on beat when I work the concrete
Some honeys give me money, and others do my laundry

Mickey Avalon, the kosher salami
For twenty you get Chachi but forty he gets you Fonzie
A motherfucker hustler kamikaze
I use to bus tables but now I sell my body