If I Became Friends With the Aliens The Wldlfe

[Verse 1]
If I became friends with the aliens
I think that we’d both get along
They wouldn't want me for a benefit
Their problems I couldn’t solve

[Chorus 1]
I wouldn't have much I could offer them
We’d probably play catch in the yard
They wouldn’t exhaust me or ask me for anything at all
And I wouldn't have planned it, but I'd start understanding
That what I've been searching for is on different planets
I didn't believe it when I couldn't see it
But they're sharing extraterrestrial secrets
Causе I became friends with thе aliens

[Verse 2]
If I became friends with the aliens
I think they'd be pretty confused
Why people on earth are so fucking caught up with cars, and clothes, and shoes
They'd probably laugh at our technology
Cause theirs is just far more advanced
See simple solutions like take the guns out of your hands

[Chorus 2]
They wouldn't believe it
The things that they're seeing
With so many issues why won't they stop “tweeting?”
But all is not lost
There's unfortunate cost to learning how to love other like minded beings
So I became friends with the aliens