Fifty Thousand Dollar Friday YTCracker (Ft. Hairetsu)

[Chorus]

I tell ya how I get guap my way
On a fifty-thousand dollar Friday
I've prepared all week for this high pay
For this blast on the information super-highway

I tell ya how I holler my way
On a fifty-thousand dollar Friday
Time to test out the creatives that I've made
And see how creative I am at my trade

[Verse 1: ytcracker]

Let me tell you how I get guap my way
Cause there ain't a safe bet the way that I play
I play it reckless, leveraging processes to hilts
I feel guilty when I look at the speeds
I got them hot fresh leads double optin, copped them
From Ryan Kauffman off the regpaths dropped gems
Shopping my service around
Trying to find an affiliate network that will run this with me into the ground
I hear that Skype sound
Now I'm running all my progs like the triple crown
I got the horse dick down on the mound with my pitch
I'm the Billy Mays of the inboxed internet, bitch
Running through the weekend, so on Monday people go to work
Open up an email from another random jerk
Selling cheap antidepressants without a prescription first
I'm basically a nurse with a fifty-thousand dollar purse