We’re Shameless Ken Ashcorp (Ft. エミたん emitan & MegaMoeka)

She was the image of my fantasies
Long hair, purple eyes
And two big pointy ears

The Dwarven ale's on me
And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully
Now I didn't expect what I heard next
Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks
She said;
Hey, bitch, what's up?
You're the kind of girl that could give me the good long SUCC
And I don't need first name basis
Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round the third or fourth bases
Well, what the hell?
She got my mind fucked like Galadriel
And I can see that we're thirsty
Call it intuition but it ain't just our glasses that's dirty

And I was bridal carried upstairs
And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs
So here's a little secret to this
Elves are quick to recognize lewdness

WE'RE SHAMELESS
Oooh, I love it all
You might think I'm kinda crass
But baby, you can kiss my ass!
WE'RE SHAMELESS
Stacy's mom can join in too
That's right
I delight in being lewd