Hot Freaks Guided by Voices

[Verse 1]
I met a non-dairy creamer
Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot bigger than a Great Lake
Took me to the new church and baptized me with salt
She told me, "liquor"
I am a new man

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[Chorus]
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever

[Verse 2]
I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
And stood before King Everything
And he asked me to join him in the red wing
Took me to pie land
Said, "I'm a thigh man"
I will be eternally hateful

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