Master of the Seas Peter Dinklage (Ft. Alain Chabat, Aziz Ansari, Jennifer Lopez, Kunal Nayyar, Nick Frost & Rebel Wilson)

[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Here you are on a boat
You're adrift
You're afloat
One might even say you're stuck
Well I don't want to gloat but
I would like to note that you're in luck
You've been saved by the ape that rules these waters
So forget about your wives and daughters!
First mate introduce me to them pleeease!

[SHIRA]
Aye, Aye, Captain Gutt
He's a big scary
[SHIRA AND SILAS]
Elegant and hairy
[SHIRA, SILAS, AND SQUINT]
Feared inspiring
[SHIRA, SILAS, SQUINT, AND GUPTA]
Years till' retiring
Looting stealing
[FLYNN]
Banana peeling!
[ALL PIRATES]
Undisputed master of the seas!