[Intro]
One, two, three, four
[Verse 1]
Sam, your mom has secretly been renting out your home
I used your shower sponge when you went to Spain alone
She told us it's been rough and you deserved a break
And marrying that guy obviously was mistake
You had a couple kids, but now he's always gone
And you're stuck sweeping hair at your mommy's hair salon
The flat you have upstairs tucked in the suburbs safe
Is running low on bread and other amenities
[Chorus]
'Cause your mom's secretly renting your place
[Verse 2]
Al, your elevator looked in hella disrepair
But I'm not fuckin' with a dozen flights of stairs
I tenderized my legs somewhere in Germany
Tried to convince the bored to pay attention to me
The absinthe that we drank, I'm not sure it was real
Massage place in the building, we know what's the fuckin' deal
'Cause frat boys wait outside, pretending they're not there
Avert their glassy eyes, but I don't really care
One, two, three, four
[Verse 1]
Sam, your mom has secretly been renting out your home
I used your shower sponge when you went to Spain alone
She told us it's been rough and you deserved a break
And marrying that guy obviously was mistake
You had a couple kids, but now he's always gone
And you're stuck sweeping hair at your mommy's hair salon
The flat you have upstairs tucked in the suburbs safe
Is running low on bread and other amenities
[Chorus]
'Cause your mom's secretly renting your place
[Verse 2]
Al, your elevator looked in hella disrepair
But I'm not fuckin' with a dozen flights of stairs
I tenderized my legs somewhere in Germany
Tried to convince the bored to pay attention to me
The absinthe that we drank, I'm not sure it was real
Massage place in the building, we know what's the fuckin' deal
'Cause frat boys wait outside, pretending they're not there
Avert their glassy eyes, but I don't really care
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