Do do-de-do do do do-de-do
Do do-de-do do
Yeah
The other morning I was crawlin' home
Made it about halfway across the lawn
Just paused beneath the begonias there to rest my hands and knees
Mindin' my own business laying there in the snow
When my wife walks out says she'd like to know
What I thought I was doin' in the shrubbery
At a quarter past three
I said, "Honey, I'd love to tell you
But I'm sworn to secrecy! Yeah!
It's got something to do with night maneuvers
And national security! Heh heh!"
Well, then I watched her swell up like a toad
And put both hands on her hips
Then squinched up those little beady eyes
And pooched out that bottom lip
And I knew that I was
Do do-de-do do
Yeah
The other morning I was crawlin' home
Made it about halfway across the lawn
Just paused beneath the begonias there to rest my hands and knees
Mindin' my own business laying there in the snow
When my wife walks out says she'd like to know
What I thought I was doin' in the shrubbery
At a quarter past three
I said, "Honey, I'd love to tell you
But I'm sworn to secrecy! Yeah!
It's got something to do with night maneuvers
And national security! Heh heh!"
Well, then I watched her swell up like a toad
And put both hands on her hips
Then squinched up those little beady eyes
And pooched out that bottom lip
And I knew that I was
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