Stutter Jack Stauber

[Chorus]
I only stuttered so I'd get my words right
(He only stuttered so he could get his words right!)
Why'd you have to call me a f-fool? (Why?)
Why'd you have to say that I was stupid? (Ah ha!)
I only stuttered because I wanted to get my words right
(He only stuttered because he wanted to get his words right!)
Why'd you have to call me a f-fool? (Why?)
Why'd you have to say that I was stupid? (Whoa!)

[Bridge]
(He only stuttered so he could get his words right!)
(What? Why?)
(Ding! Ah ha!)
(He only stuttered because he wanted get his words right!)
(Why?)