
In a Suffolk Ditch Half Man Half Biscuit
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It’s a moonlit night and to me it feels right
If it’s wrong, somebody will say
I’m just doing what I think’s best
Though I may have got carried away
Never was it my intention
To cause a hullaballoo
So ask not what you can do for me
‘Cos I’ve already done it for you
In a Suffolk ditch
That’s where I put the continuity announcer
In a Suffolk ditch
I watched his credits roll
In a Suffolk ditch
I blathered over his privations
In a Suffolk ditch
Complete remote control
There are no voices in my head
I don’t need a half-bottle of Scotch
I’m helping out where I see fit
It’s kind of like a Neighbourhood Watch
Truly is it my presumption
These deeds are just
But now the officеr wants more details
About my wanderlust
If it’s wrong, somebody will say
I’m just doing what I think’s best
Though I may have got carried away
Never was it my intention
To cause a hullaballoo
So ask not what you can do for me
‘Cos I’ve already done it for you
In a Suffolk ditch
That’s where I put the continuity announcer
In a Suffolk ditch
I watched his credits roll
In a Suffolk ditch
I blathered over his privations
In a Suffolk ditch
Complete remote control
There are no voices in my head
I don’t need a half-bottle of Scotch
I’m helping out where I see fit
It’s kind of like a Neighbourhood Watch
Truly is it my presumption
These deeds are just
But now the officеr wants more details
About my wanderlust
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