The Sex Medley (Live) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

RACHEL [spoken]
Oh, hello. I...I totally saw you there
You know, when people think of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend", one word comes to mind. I'm talking about..."sex". Ooooh! Did you all just collectively shudder at that nasty word?
That's right, sex. Doin' it. A special hug. Half-past hump o'clock
And so we here at Crazy Sex-Girlfriend, ha...we've prepared for you a little...sex medley

[SEXY GETTIN' READY SONG, sung]
It's the sexy gettin' medley song
The sexy gettin' medley song
Ooh, primpin' and plumpin'
Brushin' and rubbin'
The sexy gettin' medley song

First I make everything shiny and smooth (Oh yeah)
'Cause I want my body to be so soft for you (Bye-bye skin)
I'm gonna make this night one you'll never forget (Ass blood)
'Cause boy, I know you like an hourglass silhouette

[spoken]
Ooh, what's happening with my -

[WE SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW, sung]
We should definitely not have sex right now
We should definitely not have sex right now
It would complicate the situation