Read Her Willam

[Verse 1]
I wrote down adjectives and nouns
Scribbled words and verbs
And then shopped it around
Sold it for sixty more thousand bucks than I have
(What, like writing a book is hard?)
And when you read it you will agree that it will lead you down
A path so bad
This game show fad
Balls out, no double entendre
(I know Entendre, she a bitch)

[Pre-Chorus]
I might just spill some tea
About this dude who's on tv
(I have no clue who you're talking about)
This producer's dick is huge
And I know because I tasted his splooge

[Chorus]
You tried to make me behave
You shooshed and shushed all the fun away
But fuck you I'm not a Ru-girl who's some cliché
In here, I'll make it clear
Why I'm a superstar who will go far
On my own
Suck my bone as I walk away