​the purple man went to the green room because the purple room got boring EDDISON

[Intro]
This purple room is getting boring
Yuh, yuh, yuh

[Verse]
There's like - there's like one friend I have
I don't leave the house much, they think I'm sad
I don't fuck with niggas, nigga, not even my dad
I don't got outside, nigga, I chill with my cat
Salmonella microwave it's purple like a cat
And I charlie-horsed your mommys mommy
Call me when your back from the doctors
Copter repeating
Flying with the cockatoos, parakeets and pigeons
Told 'em that I'm done, they don't listen
Nigga, I'm deepfrying niggas bitches in the Motel 6
I profess shit, professional perfectionist
I perplex kids and protect baby
Yeah, I'm outside with them sticks like it's a protest, bitch
Yeah, I'm outside with my niggas and we on yo bitch
I'm like a shroom, how I be on bullshit
When I check him I peck him with peckers, pecking with percis inside my head when it's hurting
I feel like begging a person when don't nobody know bout it the way I do
And I know I sound fucking crazy, it's crazy the way I been sounding lately
I barely make sense
I been here too long, I need some patience
I know what you on, you on some fake shit
I know what you want, you want a big check
I don't wanna talk unless I'm talkin' on occasion, cuz I only got like one friend, nigga