Pleasure Cruise ​the scary jokes

[Verse 1]
Down by the bay, a man made of clay
Dips his toes into the ocean, trying to wash himself away
He jumps into the pond and he starts to dissolve
And he dreams about the streams that bleed into the Amazon

[Pre-Chorus]
If you are a boulder that never leaves the shore
You'll get ground up into sand and tracked onto the floor
Swept into a pile on someone's kitchen tile

[Chorus]
These hurricanes have led my heart astray
But maybe if I try my hardest, I'll finally chase the rainclouds all away

[Verse 2]
I heard on the news that they keep finding shoes
On the shores of Ecuador and no one knows what they should do
They tried to give them away but there's more every day
Ballet shoes in shades of blue and rubber boots and mary janes

[Pre-Chorus]
If you have to get away, don't take a pleasure cruise
Cause you might get swept away, and you'll lose your shoes
They'll end up in a pile on some foreign isle