The Old Man Kate Rusby

[Verse 1]
There was an old man who lived in a wood
As you can plainly see
He said he could do as much work in a day
As his wife could do in three
"With all my heart," the woman she said
"If that's what you will allow
Tomorrow you'll stay at home in my stead
And I'll go drive the plough"

[Verse 2]
"But you must milk our Tidy the cow
For fear she will go dry
You must feed the littlest pigs
That are within the sty
And you must mind the speckled hen
For fear she'll lay away
And then you must reel the spool of yarn
That I spun yesterday"

[Verse 3]
The woman she took up, her staff in her hand
And she went to drive the plough
The old man took up a pail in his hand
And he went to milk the cow
But Tidy hinched, and Tidy flinched
And Tidy broke his nose
And Tidy she gave to him such a big blow
The blood ran to his toes