“Friendly...but Also Suspicious.” Jeremy Shamos & Christopher Fitzgerald

[DOUG, spoken]
And that was the opening number!

[BUD, spoken]
And the prologue!

[DOUG, spoken]
We’re just tryna give you a sense of the world...
Of Schlimmer!

[BUD, spoken]
Yeah, it’s a tiny town

[DOUG, spoken]
Yes! The kind of town where everyone’s friendly...
But also suspicious!
So you might hear something... like this!

[BUD (as Barber), spoken]
Well, if it isn’t my good friend Doug Simon
Stopping by for a shave and a haircut!

[DOUG (as a fictional version of himself), spoken]
I sure am, barber!
Hey barber, I brought you a gift!
It’s a cupcake!