
The Pineapple Incident How I Met Your Mother
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XT. NEW YORK CITY
Future Ted VO: Now I remember a lot of stories from back in the days before I met your mother, but there's one story I don't remember. Uncle Marshall still refers to it as the pineapple incident.
The night started like any other. We were downstairs at the bar.
INT. MACLAREN'S
(Lily, Marshall, Ted, Robin and Barney sit at booth, Carl comes over with drinks)
Carl: On the house.
Everyone: Whoa.
Carl: It's my own concoction. I call it the Red Dragon.
Everyone: Wow. Thanks, Carl.
(Carl walks away)
Ted: We're not really doing shots, are we?
Lily: I hope not.
Barney: No, no.
Future Ted VO: Now I remember a lot of stories from back in the days before I met your mother, but there's one story I don't remember. Uncle Marshall still refers to it as the pineapple incident.
The night started like any other. We were downstairs at the bar.
INT. MACLAREN'S
(Lily, Marshall, Ted, Robin and Barney sit at booth, Carl comes over with drinks)
Carl: On the house.
Everyone: Whoa.
Carl: It's my own concoction. I call it the Red Dragon.
Everyone: Wow. Thanks, Carl.
(Carl walks away)
Ted: We're not really doing shots, are we?
Lily: I hope not.
Barney: No, no.
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