I Saw Elvis in a U.F.O. Ray Stevens

This is the evening news
Let's go now to our field reporter
Renaldo Riviera

This is Renaldo Riviera on the banks of the stinky muddy river with Mr. R.V. Frisbee
Who claims to have witnessed something truly fantastic
Mr. Frisbee could you tell us what you saw

Yeah, I's just hunkered down over there puttin' a stink wad on my trot line
And the short hairs just stood straight out on the back of my neck
And I turned around and there's this big orange thing with them purple lights on it
Come swoopin' over them pine trees and just hoovered over the Winnebago there
Inez run out and throwed a skillet at it
And then she scissored and run back in under the hide-a-bed
'Bout that time a little trap door opened up
Little stair steps come down and this little pink baldheaded guy stuck his head out
Now I seen that movie "Close Encounters"
I just walked on over there big as Ike and
Looked up in there and there he was

There who was?

I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. sittin' there with Howard Hughes
I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. Jimmy Hoffa was in there too
I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. singing them rhythm and blues
And Liberace was there and he had on a pair of Imelda Marcos' shoes